The Zombie Apocolypse...!?

OMG your not going to believe what happend when i was giving out candy on halloween. There were these two kids right? One was dressed as superman the other as batman. And as we ALL kow, Superman is the real hero! Lol i gave the superman kid and handfull of candy AND a box of superman candy sticks. Then the batman kid came up and i only gave him 1 dum dum lolipop. I could tell it hurt the kids feeling but it was just to damn funny not to do it. Your wont believe what happened then. He actually had the nerve to ask me for more! Now i know what your thinking. oh my god right? Then i just told him to come back dressed as He-Man then well talk. Sure enough he came back with his parents to complain, it turns out that the superman and batman were brothers. lol I just told them, "it is what it is" and told then to get off my property unless they want a sonic underground Dvd shoved up there ass. lol they ended calling the police and a police officer actoually came to see what was happening. The two parents told the cop that i gave on kid a whole handfull of candy while the other only got one piece and threatened so shove a Dvd up their ass! You know what i said then? Thats right. "It is what it is" lol Luckly the cop sided with my story considering i really didnt do anything wrong. XD

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